Score
78/100
Imaginary Authors
Cape Heartache
2013
“Wild strawberries in a pine forest — Pacific Northwest nostalgia, polarizing on the fruit.”

The take
What works
- ●Fir-pine-strawberry Pacific Northwest forest atmosphere
- ●Transporting nostalgic gender-fluid unisex
Trade-offs
- ●Strawberry reads synthetic-medicinal
- ●Pine-fruit combo polarizes — car-freshener vibes for some
Notes
Top
Performance
Longevity
5–7 hoursProjection
Arm's lengthSillage
Soft trailWhen to wear
Spring54%
Summer24%
Fall100%
Winter82%
Day83%
Night50%
Gender
Unisex
Smells like
Similar scent DNA — if you own one, you may not need the other
You might also like
Different scent, similar vibe
Frequently Asked Questions
How long does Cape Heartache last?
5–7 hours on most skin (good longevity at 65/100) with solid projection.
When should you wear Cape Heartache?
Strongest in fall and winter, daytime-leaning.
Is Cape Heartache worth it?
At this price, fine — with caveats. Fir-pine-strawberry Pacific Northwest forest atmosphere. Transporting nostalgic gender-fluid unisex.
Details
- Perfumer
- Josh Meyer


















